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Yoo-hoo!
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I'm home.
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That's what I will
do. I'll redecorate.
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We sure could use
the extra money.
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I think it's a wonderful idea.
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Then we all agree.
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Hi, everybody. Herman's home.
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Another thing, having a person
here would be a wonderful thing.
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I said the breadwinner's here. It'll
be a good thing for the whole family.
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I'm home! I'm home! I'm
home! I'm home! I'm home!
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Herman, you're here.
Why didn't you let us know?
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I was trying... Never mind.
What's going on here?
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We've decided to
rent our guest room.
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Lily, dear... I am
head of the house...
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and there will be no decision
made here without my okay.
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The Munsters are not gonna rent
their guest room while I'm still boss.
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I declare the issue closed!
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Whoever we rent it to, I
sure hope he's a live one.
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The head of the house says, "Issue
closed." Erased, stricken from our minds!
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Oh.
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Here's the ad I
put in this morning.
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Is anyone listening to me?
They sure put it in a good spot.
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All right. All right. All right.
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Nobody here is
listening to me...
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and if nobody listens to me, I'm
gonna storm right up to my room.
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What was Herman yelling about?
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I don't know. Something
about a storm up in his room.
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I can't storm right up to my
room. I haven't had din-din.
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I just can't understand it.
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We've had 27 people
answer our ad...
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and not one wants to
come past the front door.
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Maybe when they see us
all at once, it scares them off.
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Grandpa, how could
we scare anyone off?
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Class, Lily, we're dripping with
class. That frightens the common man.
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What was that?
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It's just Spot.
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He's chasing cars
again, being playful.
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I'd wish he'd stop
eating those hubcaps.
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People will start thinking he's
some kind of a juvenile delinquent.
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Spot, scat!
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Oh, dear, now he's
stealing car bumpers.
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He can't help it. He
has an iron deficiency.
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Look...
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it's off that nice Mr. Leonard's
car who lives across the street.
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You have a room for rent? Yes.
I mean, it's a wonderful room.
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With a northern
exposure. I'll take it.
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All right, get lost. We've had a
lot of bums before you turn us...
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You'll take it?
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How do you like this guy?
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We hit him with all our class and
sophistication, and he stands his ground.
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What kind of work do
you do, Mr... Skinner.
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Chester Skinner.
I work at night.
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And I also have a very unusual,
but confidential, occupation.
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We would be delighted
to have you, Mr. Skinner.
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May I show you to
your room? Thank you.
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If there's anything I can do
for you, now you please call me.
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Thank you very much.
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Is there a phone in here? Yes.
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We put one in when we
decided to rent the room.
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That will save you from running
down to the coffin in the hall.
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Thanks again.
You're welcome again.
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Hello, boss, this
is Chester Skinner.
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Yes, I have the room.
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The landlords are a little strange
and the house is like an open grave...
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but it's perfect
for our operation.
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All right. Everything is
running smoothly so far.
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Good. Check with you later.
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You mean to say our tenant's
been with us for two whole days...
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and he won't tell you
what he does for a living?
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That's just plain old sneaky.
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Chester. I think
he's just wonderful.
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Sneaky. Sneaky. Sneaky. Sneaky.
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He's so charming, he has
such wonderful manners...
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and so handy around the house.
"Chester's so handy around the house."
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Chester sounds to
me like a big frump.
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When I get home from
school, he plays catch with me...
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and he helps me with my homework.
Frump. Frump. Frump. Frump.
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Herman, you are jealous.
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Heck if I am. Sure you are.
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You're jealous 'cause
everybody likes Chester.
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I think Grandpa's right, Herman.
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I am not jealous.
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Why should I care if some...
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smooth-mannered, well-talking
tenant moves right in...
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and tries to take over my
image as ruler of the roost.
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Chester is not trying to take
over, Herman. He's just a nice man.
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How nice?
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All right, Herman.
Not as nice as you are.
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That's better.
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Marilyn?
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You're wonderfully nice, Uncle
Herman, in a different sort of a way.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Eddie?
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Chester's cool, Dad,
but you're the coolest.
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I'll accept that.
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Grandpa?
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I pass.
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Now, I'm warning you, Grandpa.
Don't push me too far or you'll be sorry.
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I'm liable to storm right
up to my room again.
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Good.
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Then I'll eat your dessert.
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Before I go to work...
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I would like to say to everyone that
I'm sorry the way I acted last night.
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I guess I'm just a silly fool
who's starved for affection.
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- Sensitive...
- Poor baby.
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Actually, I would like to
meet Chester before I go.
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I've decided that we should all
be adult about this whole thing.
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You can't meet him, dear.
Poor Chester worked all night.
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And he said he wanted
to get a good rest...
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before he helps me
around the house today.
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Fine.
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But, let's not get too
adult around here.
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Bye, Uncle Herman.
Bye, have a nice day.
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I'm going to work now.
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It's me, old Herman Munster,
taking off for the parlor.
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Here I go leaving for work. I
won't even be back till 6:00...
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so I won't be able to see what
goes on around here all day.
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Even if somebody wanted
to steal my wife away...
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and alienate my whole family
from me, I wouldn't know about it.
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'Cause I'll be down at work.
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Herman Munster. What
are you shouting about?
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You'll wake up
Chester. Was I shouting?
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Good morning, all.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Chester, would you like
some breakfast? Fine.
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Come sit here, Chester.
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We have some very tasty
owl's eggs and vulture livers.
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That sounds fine, Mrs. Munster.
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Call me Lily.
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The minute my back
is turned, he sits down
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at my place, starts
calling my wife Lily...
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and she starts plying
him with delicacies.
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There.
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Eddie, as soon as I finish
breakfast, I'll walk you to school.
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Hey, that'd be
just boss, Chester.
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He can't leave it at
merely stealing my wife...
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he's got to play up to my son.
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Herman Munster... Lily.
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Are you spying on me?
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Who, me? Yes, you.
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You're out here listening because
you're insanely jealous of Chester.
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Now, Lily...
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how could you say
such a thing, dear?
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You know I never get
emotional, fly off the handle...
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or lose my control.
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I'll kill him, I'll kill him,
I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
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Herman Munster, you
stop that this instant...
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and you go to work.
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Hello, Mrs. Munster.
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This is your friendly
national television survey.
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We were just wondering if you
were watching Peyton Place.
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It isn't on now. I see.
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Are you, by any chance, acting
out your own Peyton Place?
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Herman Munster, is that you?
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No, it's not me, dear.
It's a total stranger.
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Herman, why are you
checking up on me?
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This is your friendly
national television survey
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signing off.
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Friendly national
television survey.
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Herman, what are we...
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What are we sneaking around
outside Chester's door for?
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He just drove down to the
store on an errand for Lily.
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And if he's gonna
run off with my wife...
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I want to make sure
he's a man of principles.
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Herman, allow me.
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Look.
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Well, what do you say now?
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Herman, it's probably
just a cigarette lighter.
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Oh.
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I don't think so.
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Let's see. What else
have we got here?
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Two cameras, a map.
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Grandpa, this smells like
big time syndicate stuff to me.
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You know that fellow always had
a definite air of banditry about him.
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And to think that
Lily is replacing...
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a loyal and faithful husband
with a cheap gangster.
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Herman, I hate to agree
with you, but this bum...
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is on the wrong side of the law.
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Grandpa, this is more
incriminating evidence.
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That dirty crook, Chester,
is spying on our neighbors.
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Hey, he got these
things trained...
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on Mr. Leonard's house.
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Since when did Mr. Leonard
start in the fur business?
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Mr. Leonard likes
to change jobs a lot.
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He says it keeps him free
from the pressures of society.
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Wait a minute. I've got it.
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That rotten little Chester is
spying on our poor Mr. Leonard...
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so he can steal all his furs.
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Herman, you are right. That's
why Chester rented this room.
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So he could case Mr. Leonard's
house across the street.
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Herman Munster.
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Are you looking at Mrs. Kelly
doing her deep knee bends again?
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Nothing of the kind, dear.
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And I would suggest
for your safety...
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that you, Marilyn, and
Eddie go to the movies.
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What?
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Some irregularities in conduct
have cropped up in your...
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gigolo star boarder Chester.
Yeah, the bum's a crook.
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What are you two
talking about? Lily, dear.
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There's going to be a showdown between
the forces of virtue and the forces of sin.
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Just like in Dick Tracy.
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Hey, everybody, Spot's
been chasing cars again.
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And he's eating a little Italian
sports job out in the front yard...
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and the guy who was
driving it is really mad.
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Eddie, you go down and tell
Spot that if he eats any more cars...
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we'll rub his nose
in the transmission.
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Eddie, Eddie,
never mind that, son.
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I'm counting on you to take the
womenfolk away from the house...
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before the showdown. What's
Dad talking about, Mom?
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Your father and Grandpa
have some silly notion...
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that Chester is some kind
of gangster or something.
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Precisely right. A gangster.
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And that's why you want
to run away with him.
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I'm just a plain,
ordinary guy...
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but he's different,
thrilling, dangerous.
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And you want to
be his gun molly.
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You are just plain jealous.
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Come along, Eddie,
Marilyn. We're going shopping.
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Herman, I'm sick and tired
of you doubting my love.
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Jealousy has turned you into a
suspicious and mistrusting creature.
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You're perfectly
welcome, Mr. Leonard.
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I was happy to give
you this timely warning.
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Hey, that was that goofball
Munster on the phone.
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Must have rented his room to a cop
who's been spying on our operation.
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Munster thinks he's a crook
trying to get a hold of our furs.
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Boys, we gotta start packing
up and get out of here in a hurry.
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On the double.
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Herman, this time
I've outdone myself.
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I've created the perfect trap here
to nab that dirty crook Chester.
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Now, first I show
Chester a card trick.
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Very cleverly...
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I get Chester to select the
card with the cord attached to it.
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Now, when the cord is pulled,
this activates the blowtorch.
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Come on.
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It burns through the rope
holding the battle ax...
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What battle ax? That battle ax.
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Here's where the anvil
comes in. What anvil?
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That anvil.
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I don't think you have all the bugs
worked out of your crook trap yet.
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Herman, you ninny, you were
standing in the wrong place.
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The anvil hits the couch...
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which sends it flying
into the air like a seesaw...
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sending Chester
flying through the air...
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down the trap door
into the dungeon...
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where you are waiting.
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Goody. Goody. Goody. Goody.
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And then once we get him tied up
down there, you know what I'm gonna do?
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What? I'm gonna
talk mean to him.
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Herman, will you pipe
down. Now let's reset the trap.
250
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Oh, boy, this is
gonna be real boss.
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That's got to be Chester now and
we're gonna catch him in our crook trap.
252
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I wish Lily was here
to see us in action.
253
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Will you cool it? You're
gonna blow the whole setup.
254
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Hello, Chester, come
right in. Come right in.
255
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Hello, Grandpa.
Very nice seeing you.
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I know you're tired, you've
come home from work...
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sit right down here.
258
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I've got a little card
trick I'd like to show you.
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I think I've got to get up to
my room. Chester, you can't...
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Please. You wouldn't deny
an old man, now, would you?
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Go ahead, pick a card.
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All right, Grandpa, I'll pick a
card. Boy, is he gonna get it.
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Bull's-eye, Grandpa.
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Okay, how does that grab
you? You dirty crook, Chester.
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Herman, don't bug Chester.
266
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He's gonna be tied up
down there for a while.
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Just think of us, Grandpa...
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heroes on the side
of law and justice.
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Now we call the
police and turn him in.
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Maybe, we'll get a
reward and everything.
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What if it's Lily?
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Wouldn't it be
groovy to tell her...
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that her Prince Charming is
nothing but a rat fink crook?
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Hello, Lily?
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I'm sorry, sir. I thought
you were my wife.
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No, I'm sorry. You must
have the wrong number.
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00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,844
I don't know of any Lt. Skinner.
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Skinner?
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00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,376
Skinner? That
name sounds familiar.
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00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,787
Isn't that the last name
of our star boarder?
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You know, I think you're
right. But Lt. Skinner...
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Maybe, he's a Lieutenant in
the Air Force or something.
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00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,327
No, he's not the
up-in-the-air type. Well?
284
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Could he be a lieutenant
in the Salvation Army?
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Lieutenant Governor?
Don't be silly.
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The only other kind of
lieutenants are... Police lieutenants.
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Police lieutenants.
Police lieutenants.
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You know something, Grandpa?
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00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,510
If you were a cowboy...
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I'd say you just said a
very discouraging word.
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Oh.
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Hi, dear.
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Herman, what's going on? You
have a funny look in your eye.
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00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,047
Well, dear...
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Grandpa and I have
something to tell you. What is it?
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Tell her, Grandpa.
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00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,813
Not for a million dollars.
Uncle Herman, what is it?
298
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,720
We have a cop tied
up in the dungeon.
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00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:46,896
What cop? Our star
boarder, Chester.
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Oh, no.
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00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,700
What are we going
to do about it, Lily?
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00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,001
I don't know what
you're going to do...
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00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,475
but I'm going down
and untie that poor man.
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00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:03,379
And then I'm going to try to explain to
him that you are nothing but a dumb...
305
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:07,614
stupid, foolish,
knot-headed nitwit. Yes, dear.
306
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:11,019
Oh, oh, oh, dear, if you have
any trouble convincing him...
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I'll come right
down and help you.
308
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,291
No!
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One lump or two? One, please.
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00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:36,447
You see, my husband had no
idea that you were a police officer.
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00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:39,246
I do hope you'll forgive
him. Well, I'd like to.
312
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,810
But, after all, he did let that
fellow, Leonard, get away.
313
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,487
And he and his gang are some of
the biggest fences in the country.
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Yoo-hoo!
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00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,864
We're home.
316
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,706
Herman, what have you done now?
317
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,209
We've captured the fur thieves.
318
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,745
That's Leonard and one of
his boys. How did you do it?
319
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,678
Just used the old noodle.
320
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,578
You see, the other
day our pet Spot...
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00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,217
stole the bumper
of Mr. Leonard's car.
322
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,856
I just let him sniff it and
told him to go fetch...
323
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:21,690
and good old Spot nailed their car
before it got halfway down the block.
324
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,922
That's great. It's too bad you
couldn't nab the other two, though.
325
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,833
I think you'll find that Spot's
detaining them right outside.
326
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,934
Take a look out here.
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00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,238
Good boy, Spot.
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00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,914
As they say on Perry Mason...
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00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,152
I guess that wraps
up another case.